Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
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