You don't have asthma, your pregnant
I understand Curling. That high.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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