on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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