On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Houston, we have a blender
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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