yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
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