When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
Invitations to sext will not be acknowledged until 10 a.m. EST. Thank you for your cooperation. We apologize for any inconvenience.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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