id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
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