But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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