I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
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