did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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