wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
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