One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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