her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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