I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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