Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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