so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize
