I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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