? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
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