Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
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