He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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