Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
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I love us.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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