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I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
My Adderall prescription says to take my recommended dose and throw away any leftover pills. Why don't more prescriptions come with jokes like this?
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
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