that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
You brought string cheese to the strip club
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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