if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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