I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
You just can't finish a sentence that starts with "I may have drunk peed in the bed" with "do you mind if I skip work and sleep here?" Anyways, yeah still drunk at work.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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