scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
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Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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