lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
Randomize
