He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
Randomize
