do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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