i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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