Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
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