I think scott just propositioned me for sex
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
This is the high leading the old right now
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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