Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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