your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
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