***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Just heard someone use the phrase "slut mustard" in a sentence. Win.
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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