if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
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