I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
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