Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
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