This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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