is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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