So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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