Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
Randomize
