Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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