fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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