this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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