You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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