i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
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