I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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