marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
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