that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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