I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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