Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
You will receive a large, large reward, worth much more than the actual phone you are holding, paid not only in cash but in sexual favors, if you return this phone! Please respond if you're interested in cash/sex/or just being a good person. Thanks and hope to hear from you soon!
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
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