After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
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