That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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