God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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