My brain says no but my pants say off.
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
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